Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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