You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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