Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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