I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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