About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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