I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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