check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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