Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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