I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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