and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Randomize