If you die in college, do you die in real life?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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