It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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