So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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