This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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