so that wasnt chicken after all
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Bring me that man meat
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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