so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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