I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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