areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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