Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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