Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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