I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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