would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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