what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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