I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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