dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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