absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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