the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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