Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Houston, we have a squirter
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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