Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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