Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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