so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My vagina just clenched in fear
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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