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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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