Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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