Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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