Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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