Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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