Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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