so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
