what if I'm pregnant?
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The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
how does that bad decision feel?
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