I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I love having hate sex.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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