is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
home. puking in laundry basket.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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