Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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