Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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