question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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