Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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