Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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