That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
we have pet lesbian snakes
hell yes lets make some ravioli
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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