do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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