dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I didn't notice because vodka
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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