It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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