dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
as a side note pls kill me
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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