i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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