You can't special order awesome
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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