He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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