Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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