i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
